by Jeffrey M. Gresio:
To be read in your best movie trailer voice :
“In a topsy-turvy world, were two sets of rules had existed, and the LIBERAL VILLAINS seemed slipperier than a greased up Teflon eel. It was then that JUSTICE came to town.
A town poisoned by toxic swamp gas that permeated every fiber of its conscience and existence. Where TREASON, DECEPTION and LIES reigned king, and the guilty ruled the roost.
It was a desolate land VOID OF HEART, and replete and rampant with EVIL. Where CRIME FAMILIES called the shots and made all the rules.
There arose a hero, above the swamp and the DECAY and STENCH of the crumbling city. A man, chosen by the PEOPLE to drain the swamp and clean up that town. They called him TRUMP!”
Starring some of the BIGGEST names in SMELLYWOOD, D.C.:
☆Hitlery (Killery) Clinton: you know her from Benghazi, Heartless, Uranium One, The E-mail Scandal, The Crooked Criminal and much, much more. This is sure to be another smash hit for the D.C. Darling.
☆Barry Soetoro – Stage name: Barack Insane Obama. The UNKNOWN KENYAN, who HIT it big in America. Best known for roles in, The Fast and Furious, Obamacare-Not, The Traitor Traded for Terrorist, The Iran Deal, Bowing for America, and who could ever forget, IT’S ALL ABOUT ME & MIKE (A Love Story).
☆Loretta (Aunty) Lynch: Starred in such blockbusters as, The Tarmac, Gonna be a Judge One Day, Deep State Hate, A Shill for Bill, and Nothing to See Here.
☆Valarie (White or Black) Jarrett: Starred in, The Brotherhood, The Handler, Foreign Agent, To Sharia With Love, and How to Bring Down a Country Without Really Trying, to name a few.
☆Huma (Weiner Warmer) Abedin: Best known for, The Assistant, I Spy, Wife in Strife, Her Girl Friday, Me and Carlos, and Iran All The Way Home.
☆James (No Bodies Homey) Comey: known for, The Liar He Is, Not too Tall to Fall, The Failed Bureau Chief, The Enemy In State, The Bigger They Are, The Phony, I Thought She’d Win, The Exoneration.
☆Peter (The Biased) Strzok: Best known for, The Fixer, The Possessed, Satan’s Spawn, The Arrogant Loser, The Dossier, I’d Rather Lie, Than Testify, The Insurance Policy, My Feelings Never Came Into Play, The Adulterer, Caught Between Two Pages.
☆Bruce (Linchpin) Ohr: Such memorable performances as, The Go Between, The Man of Steele, I Married a Spy, Song Bird, 2nd String Passer, Sedition, and The Pivot Man.
☆Lisa (I Turned) Page: Previous roles: The Other Women, Let’s Get Him, Sexting, A Women Scorned, Private Hearing, I’ll Tell You What I Know, Strzok of Madness, Stool Pigeon, Save My Hide.
☆Nellie (Spook) Ohr: You know her from, GPS Was Just A Cover, Either Ohr, Deep State Whore, The Alphabet Conspiracy, I Was A Plant Before I Sang, Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time, The Conjugal Connection, Two On A Rope.
☆Robert (Last Hope) Mueller: The Special Counselor, Witch Hunter, The Gang Who Couldn’t Shoot Straight, In Search of the Unholy Grail, The Nothing Burger w/Fries, How To Beat A Dead Horse, Chasing Windmills, Mockery of Justice, Full Court Fake Press.
☆Andrew (The Sieve) McCabe: Best known for, The Leaker, Going Down, The Domino Effect, Career Ender, Thar She Blows, The Media Sprinkler, Caged Karaoke Bird, Desperate.
☆Rod (The Weasle) Rosenstein: Previous rolls, The Slow Walker, Fire Wall, The Resistance, The Conductor, Above The Law, Screw You, I Don’t Have Too, Enemy of the State, The Legend of Smug.
☆Jeff (WTF) Sessions: The Man of Surprises, The White Hat, Secret Weapon, They Never Saw Him Coming, Sucker Punch, Lying In Wait, Round Up, The Scales Reset, The Silent Executioner.
☆John (Go Get ‘Em) Huber: Storm Bender, Justice, Indictments, Many Trials, We Got It All, No Place To Hide, Lock Her Up.
☆Donald J Trump: Star of Screens huge and small. Writer, producer, actor and American Star! Known for: The Art of the Deal, The Apprentice, Winning, Success, I Do It For America, The Storm, The Uniter, We The People, You’d Be In Jail, The Wall, Making America Great Again, You’re FIRED!!!!.
And a cast of thousands, good and bad actors a like.
A Tale Like No Other. Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction. No Names Were Changed, So The Truth Could Be Known. You Won’t Believe The Ending!!!
Its thrilling, it’s chilling, an edge of your seat, toe curling story.
Critics are raving!!
Mark Meadows says, “What I saw is absolutely SHOCKING.” Gives it 5 stars
Jim Jordan exclaimed, “It’s so ALARMING the American people have to see this!” Gives it 5 stars
Scott Perry said, “As soon as you read the MEMO, you think. Is this happening in America, or is this the KGB? Gives it 5 stars
Steve King says, “The SICKENING reality has set in, I no longer hold out HOPE there is an INNOCENT explanation for the information the public has seen.” Gives it 5 stars
Matt Gaetz said, “There has been a real attempt to undermine this President, and it comes from the scariest of places.” Gives it 5 stars
Deep State Panic: Rod Rosenstein request private meeting with POTUS. President Trump declines. NO DEALS!
Panic in D.C.: Sally Yates last week made request to the law firm, King & Spalding to represent her. She is also a partner in that firm.
More Panic: Comey in communication with McCabe regarding testimony story. More hanky panky from Comey?
Panic, Panic: James Baker testifying against Comey.
More Panic, Panic: Lisa Page testifying against Peter Strzok.
Panic x10: Bruce Ohr in an effort to save Nellie Ohr, is testifying against James Comey, Rod Rosenstein, Sally Yates and Loretta Lynch.
Panic on steroids: Chistopher Steele request non-extradition to the U.S. UK-US 2003 Extradition Act. So sad, too bad, for ‘ol Mr. Steele.
The Extradition Act 2003 is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom which regulates extradition requests by and to the United Kingdom. The Act came into force on 1 January 2004.
The treaty has been claimed to be one-sided because it allows the US to extradite UK citizens and others for offenses committed against US law, even though the alleged offense may have been committed in the UK by a person living and working in the UK.
And you thought nothing was happening. All good mysteries and thrillers have entangled twisted plots.
FISAGATE being held over for extended run. Don’t miss it. And watch for the surprise finally. Enjoy the show.
TRUST GOD AND KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY.
PRAY FOR OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS ADMINISTRATION.
GOD BLESS AMERICA AND PATRIOTS WORLDWIDE.
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